Some men just want to watch the world burn

"JasonStern911" (JasonStern911) 04/11/2016 at 01:18 • Filed to: None

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Be a regular at a local car meetup.

Attend a meetup at a local Bob’s Big Boy in my Viper.

See other ‘Merican muscle friend backing out of a spot in the back near a Corvette and Challenger.

Turn my blinker on to indicate I am parking in the area appropriate for the car that I am driving.

Car pulls out. I start to pull in.

Have a random teenager in a Datsun (Datson?) Z32 start honking his horn at me.

Guy nearly hits me. Doesn’t give two effs. Cost to me to repair my car is way more than him repairing his car.

Politely tell him “Next time you can use a turn signal so people actually know what you’re doing.”

Hear him call me a derogatory term for spending life working hard to buy a nice car.

People on the local car forum are surprised that the majority of the people that attend the meetups are EVOs and STis brahs.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > JasonStern911 04/11/2016 at 01:25

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TheHondaBro > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 04/11/2016 at 01:29

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I concur.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 04/11/2016 at 01:33

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Dat sun

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/11/2016 at 01:36

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Dat ass.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 04/11/2016 at 01:38

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Nice Paseo!

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/11/2016 at 01:40

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Elongated Starlet.

Tell me I’m wrong.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 04/11/2016 at 01:42

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You are wrong. It’s actually an elongated Corolla-Tercel liftback

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/11/2016 at 01:59

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xmanguy > JasonStern911 04/11/2016 at 02:08

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Not trying to start anything, but would the person in the Z32 happen to be Dsscats? I just read his post about a Viper at the same car meet...

Nauraushaun > JasonStern911 04/11/2016 at 02:45

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Why is it that Datsun is a derogatory term when applied to a Z32 (or any modern Nissan), but a badge of pride when applied to a 260Z?

Also, those things are notoriously expensive to repair, especially if it was one of the fancier colors ;). But that’s not to say I’m defending their owners or this particular owner...

Kailand09 > xmanguy 04/11/2016 at 06:07

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Good catch. Looks to be the case oddly enough.

Unless OP is just trolling.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > JasonStern911 04/11/2016 at 07:10

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I hate car meets. They also seem way sketchy with all of the mustangs around.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/11/2016 at 07:13

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I was looking for one of these for so long in high school.. I even wanted that graphics package. :)

Shoop > JasonStern911 04/11/2016 at 08:33

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This feels oddly familiar

JasonStern911 > Kailand09 04/11/2016 at 11:44

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Busted. :)

JasonStern911 > JasonStern911 04/11/2016 at 11:47

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Full disclosure - this didn’t happen to me. Someone posted some emotional road rage rant, so I just posted what likely was going on through the other driver’s mind.

xmanguy > JasonStern911 04/11/2016 at 20:39

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Haha, I was hoping so. Man, if that was real, that would have been awkward.